Q : How are you feeling at the moment after the series loss against England and Pakistan ..?
D: Well, I love these types of questions, I am feeling quite relieved that these series have finally come to an end so what we have not won any of the series(at least we don’t have to lose anymore). Feeling is good we are looking forward to the series against New Zealand and West Indies because we are yet to lose any series against them under my captaincy.
Q: What do you think went wrong was it batting collapse, bowlers didn’t back up or some other reasons (if any)?
D: You are talking about our series losses..? Okay well you know that India has a bad image as a host all over the world. So me and boys (specially Jaddu and rohit) wanted to improve it by promoting Atithi Devo Bhawa Campaign, guest is god so we could not have afforded to defeat god.
Q : Any particular thoughts on loss against Pakistan ‘the arch rivals’?
D : Don’t you dare call them that, well we are good neighbours and we wanted that everyone must realise it, if there were a Cricket team of Bhutan, China or Nepal than they too could have had this privilege of beating us but…(with a sad look on his face) they don’t have. It is part of UPAII’s good neighbour policy!
Q : What is the mood in the dressing room? What are the Players up to?
D : Starting from the big man Yuvraj ,well, he is back in the school training camp with his father, practising with wet tennis balls only at night. Ishant has left us to join protest against the Delhi rape case because he is terrorised due to some people misunderstanding him as a woman due to his long curly hairs. Sehwag is shooting another ad for JK cement in which he would be constructing the walls himself which he broke whenever he returned home. JK Cement was thinking of dropping him but they finally settled for a low endorsement fee in return for the construction work! Rohit Sharma (with a bright smile on his face) was the earliest one to go home (he is our man in a hurry!) We have been hearing that he would be the new ambassador for Maggie 2 min. noodles replacing Amit Ji because after complaints that Maggie does not cook within 2 min., the company has decided to put Rohit Sharma to task, only he knows how to do stuff in 2 min.
Q: One last question, what are your future plans?
D: Shoooh! I would be going to complete my honeymoon as whenever I am about to do it BCCI calls me up for another series. So I have to complete it in quarters. This one is my last quarter and hopefully I would finish my honeymoon this time around. Further I would be buying few new breed of dogs because after watching Rohit Sharma’s innings 3 of my dogs have died laughing!