Shocked and Hurt by Rahul Gandhi’s statement that he is a Parachute; a man has reportedly fallen from the sky as the parachute died mid-air due to a massive heart-attack. Now Parachutes world over are protesting and categorically denying that they are Rahul Gandhi. In an exclusive statement to us, a Parachute at the ordnance factory Kanpur said, “Life is already tough as flights like Kingfisher are getting grounded day by day. In such hard times, when our demand is already low, such statement by Gandhi will now hit our image even harder.” Another Parachute who refused to go on record asserted the same by saying that Parachutes should have a trust value for a safe landing but due to this accident, their value will go down.
All India Parachutes Association (Registered) is now thinking of filing a defamation case if Rahul does not take back his statement. In related news, there have been also cases of oil spill in households as oil from Parachute bottles started oozing out in a volcanic eruption as soon as Gandhi said that he is a parachute. A girl has also been reported to have got dandruff as soon as she applied parachute oil. We have not been able to contact Parchute Oil till now but according to our sources, all the bottles are angry with the statement thus have stopped functioning and might go for a total bandh.If this continues, dandruff will be the next big crisis facing the country after inflation and scams.